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❝ They burned the bridge, then ask why I don’t visit. ❞ — Ugo Eze  (via saddereyes)

Title: Homophobic


Played: 1976 times

princesshawkguy:

the struggle between “i’m too lazy to shave my legs plus it’s a nice fuck you to gender expectations” and “i want legs as smooth as baby dolphins” is so real

leawrences:

Beyonce performing at the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards.

need either a superhero or super villain costume that doesn’t make me look like a whore

or at least only a little bit like a whore

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?
SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?

SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

help me think of a new url you nerds

substantialityou:

biohazardousmaterial:

glorious

In the commentary they talk about how they couldn’t believe they got away with this line uncut. Also the but when he says “I’ve been touched by your kids and I’m pretty sure I’ve touched them” and the idiot rich parents misunderstand and get upset. That was the other one.

“We’re young. We’re supposed to drink too much, we’re supposed to have bad attitudes, and shag each other’s brains out. We are designed to party… We had it all. We fucked up bigger and better than any generation that came before us. We were so beautiful!”

❝ I may not talk a lot, but I sure do moan ❞ — story of a quiet girl~ (via bl0odstainedtears)

karkatthecrab:

madseason:

gangbanglerfish:

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hey look it’s me stretching your dash again

THE BEST

I will never not reblog this

guystud:

*has a bag of sour gummy worms* hey you want one *you go to grab a blue-red one* *I immediately stop you* no not that one

lonelyeyes-x:

I want sex and a magnum almond. Life is 2 difficult

durq:

this is so important

durq:

this is so important