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goddessoftheinternet:

a list of reasons i would be the worst girlfriend ever

  • extremely ticklish
  • runs away from feelings
  • also problems
  • bad communicator
  • awkward and shy around people i like
  • refuses to make plans ever
  • sarcastic asshole

medicharn:

Me when i see a cute boy

image

porn4ladies:

the first time i touched a penis i was so freaked out. like what is this thing which has soft on the outside and hard on the inside

liftingbiobabe:

This account gives me life

liftingbiobabe:

This account gives me life

rupsidaisy:

"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead

asanaambitions:

Another neat little trick to create the illusion of extra weight loss. Putting your arms straight up and stretching loses about ten kilos in 5 seconds!! Who knew right??? So please don’t believe everything you see and don’t feel bad about your weight loss journey because you didn’t lose 5 kilos in a month. Because to be honest, neither did some of the people you see.

Hahahaha

one of them literally said that the lion king was the first ever animated full length film

???s?n??ow???? w???hit?e????

ruinedchildhood:

me as a teacher

listening to some dumb fuck freshers and their inaccurate movie/science facts shut uuuuuuup

listening to some dumb fuck freshers and their inaccurate movie/science facts shut uuuuuuup

romanticizedweakling:

"i was born in the wrong century," the girl sighs as she imagines a future where women have full ownership of their own bodies